The perfect global temperature

http://blog.heritage.org/2009/07/13/global-leaders-agree-on-temperature-cap/

Leaders of eight industrialized nations met last week in Italy to discuss a number of critical issues, including climate change, and in what British Prime Minister Gordon Brown called a “historic agreement,” the G8 agreed that “average global temperatures shouldn’t increase by more than 2 degrees Celsius, in a significant new acknowledgment in the fight against global warming.”

There are two completely awesome things here!

First, a group of politicians has decided that the current average global temperature is the ideal global temperature, based on no particular methodology.

Second, a group of politicians has declared that we can control the earth’s temperature! We can control the energy output of the sun! We can control El Nino! We can stop the sea levels from rising and we can save the non-endangered polar bears!

And these magic powers are so simple to acquire and wield, we should have thought of it sooner.  All we have to do is give up our national sovereignty, shred the constitution, permit unelected leftist elites to “manage” every aspect of our lives, and sit around in the dark.

It’s so easy I could puke!